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Sunday, February 19, 2012

Mayor Maturo Eats Cock Taco in East Haven, CT


I'm not sure what's funnier, the fact that this mayor tries to pass off as non-racist or that when he starts backtracking trying to correct his comment, it sounds like he's choking on a cock taco.

Of course this isn't the whole interview, it begins as he's asked what he's going to do for the Latino community, to which he replies, he might go eat tacos. But in the opening of the video it already sounds like he's attacking the media, imploring the audience not to believe everything the media publishes or televises in relation to the 4 East Haven, Connecticut officers who were arrested for essentially abusing their power on the Latino community.

Then once he very proudly announces that he might eat tacos when he gets home, within a millisecond it looks like he's thinking "oh shit, I fucked up," then he essentially starts choking on his cock taco and tries to rectify the situation by mentioning he's spent 2 years in Puerto Rico. What the fuck? What does that have to do with eating tacos and the Latino community being harassed by the officers in question? But the reporter does well in calling out the mayor by asking "That's not really the comment to say right now . . ." The cock taco makes Mayor Maturo's voice get high and he mentions he might have spaghetti, being that he is of Italian descent. Oh man, it's too much. Maturo even says he's had Ethnic food, oh man, please stop, too funny. I think at this point he has more than one cock taco stuck in his throat. He continues to try to correct it by shoving multiple cock tacos down his throat and saying "I may go out tonight and have a Latino dinner in a Latino community", oh dude, please stop ordering cock tacos, they are obviously detrimental to this facade you're trying to keep up of you and your police department not being a bunch of abusive racist pricks.

Then he tries to upchuck the cock taco, by attacking the press, and saying "you can twist and turn it however [you] want . . ." The reporter does well in letting Mayor Maturo talk himself into a cock taco filled grave (I imagined he would have died happy). I almost feel sorry for Maturo and his pathetic attempt to correct his comment. Almost. After the incident he stood by his comment until he got a shitload of criticism, some of which came from a state governor. To which Maturo replied that the governor was correct and he then apologized and blamed it on the stress he was under especially regarding the situation with the police department. Whatever Maturo, next time just add some extra hot sauce and k-y to your cock tacos, maybe they'll slide down your throat a little smoother.

Needless to say that Maturo kinda got what he was looking forward to when he got home, because after his taco comment people (some activists, organizers, and other concerned citizens) in the community began to deliver him platters of tacos. Not sure if he actually ate any of them at risking them having been spit in, defecated in, urinated in, sprinkled pubes or had strychnine added to them. However his office was nice enough to have them sent to local homeless shelters/soup kitchens so that Maturo wouldn't have to risk further choking on any of the tacos, in case some of them were made of cock.

I didn't totally agree with the move by the people, cause I was just thinking, don't waste your money on this guy. If anything have a taco truck park in front of his office and wait for him to come out, and see if he'll eat some tacos "in support of the Latino community" of course. And I actually hope that no one did anything to the tacos, that would have been immature, the only exception would have been if you sprinkled some fairy nut dust on them, now that would have been okay. Regardless I'm glad the community took action against Maturo, gotta appreciate the symbolism of the whole thing.

This all stemmed out of:

-4 East Haven, CT police officers who were arrested by FBI and detained for violating the civil rights of Latinos.
-They used excessive force, harassed them, intimidated them, and they used the same tactics on fellow officers that disagreed with what they were doing.
-Police Chief Gallo was accused of trying to cover up for the guilty officers, he himself was given administrative leave because he was under investigation for abuses as well. But he was rehired by Maturo (the old boys club anybody?) So there's no surprise that he's under fire again.
-John Miller, head of the police union is under indictment as well (he's one of the 4).

Shouldn't Maturo be under idictment as well? Because as mayor doesn't it show that he supported Gallo and the abuses he was allowing? I mean, he had to have known about the investigation on Gallo before rehiring him. Does Maturo's refusal to do anything for the Latino community not show that he is not only complacent with the police department's behavior, but also that he actively ignored the occurrences  in his community, and allowed his police department free reign? So in a way he was covering up for them as well. Even though he's there to serve the community, not so much the servants of the community like the police department. Something this police department and many others seem to forget, that they are there to serve and protect. Something Maturo very obviously doesn't give a fuck about.

Well Maturo enjoy those cock tacos, put some extra cilantro, and diced up onions on there, they'll taste better.

And hey Maturo, if you get tired of cock tacos, try the chorizo tacos, I'm sure you'll enjoy those too.

Pendejo.

Source: Huffington Post Article

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